Squatchass Chaos Cap

$23.00

Top off your fit with the official SquatchAss Hat, built for cryptid chaos, reckless adventures, and forest stupidity. Whether you're hiding from the government or just sweating through another challenge, this cap keeps you looking fresh while acting like a complete disaster.

Embroidered or printed SquatchAss logo (depending on variant)
One size fits most oversized hairy heads
Adjustable strap — because even Mothman has a weird skull shape
Durable enough for tent fights, swamp dives, or brawls with raccoons

Throw it on, turn it backwards like Bamfoot, and get ready to do something legally questionable.
SquatchAss certified. Dumbass approved.

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100% polyester foam front, mesh back
Structured, five-panel, mid-profile
Pre-curved visor with braid detailing
Adjustable double snapback closure
One size fits most

One size fits most

Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.